Bettin' type of gal

My Love is back to herself, she was barking orders to her diva sister so I called her in to explain to her that was not right.
As I was holding her her father said to her, 'you are not the boss.'
My Love's reply - yes I am.
Her father - you want to bet?
My Love - YES
Her father - How much do you want to bet?
My Love - a quarter
We looked in amazement, I had no clue she would give an appropriate. We couldn't help but to laugh. I have to say I think she won this round because it went no further.

My Love got hurt :(

I had a story I was outside taking a couple pictures for but the story changed. Damn it when things like this happen.

My Love was outside with me running around and having a great time, I was taking my pictures and all was good. My Love was running her usual - around the hot tub, along the walk, up to the first set of decking, back around the hot tub.... anyway along the way there was a mis-step, she fell and smacked her head on the edge of the deck. Instant whals, I take off running down the steps to pick her up. I am checking her out where I thought she hit her head, not a mark!! I am thinking to myself we got lucky. YEAH!! She is still whaling in my ear and as I am trying to console her she turns her head. OH F@#K!! Blood everywhere.. Run inside, by this time our shirts are covered. I try to wash it off a bit, it's small but deep..Off to the hospital we go. We were there two hours and left with two stitches. My poor baby was not liking this process and let everyone around the ER know.

We are home and all is going to be fine. Heck she lucked out, I cannot wash her hair for 2 days which is something she hates probably about as much as the stitches.

Things I Love Tuesday

I LOVE clean sheets. So does my kitty-cat

10 things said daily

Ten things I say on a daily basis:

1. I Love You to the chitlens

2. Really? Are you kidding me.

3. Butt up (to my 2-year old when changing diapers)

4. Molly, shut-up (my dog loves to bark)

5. Hello - telephone calls

6. Mommy needs to go get a pop (to satify my diet coke addiction)

7. Mommy's gonna smoke this cigarette then...

8. What's for dinner? (My man usually makes dinner otherwise it's take-out)

9. I am reading (this is in response to my 2-year old asking me what I am doing on the computer)

10. I'm tired (is it nap time?)

Something learned..

I learned something yesterday:

In my anatomy class yesterday we dissected a pig.
First of all, I was all upset for the poor little piggy so I couldn't bring myself to cut into him. Thank God I had a partner that was so enjoying this task. As soon a she made the incision there was such an awful stench, I can't even describe it. My mouth and nose became buried in the fold of my elbow, this is where it remained the rest of the class. My partner was thinking this was fun!! Are you crazy, the smell is about to make me hurl. I made it through locating everything that needed to be located thanks to my partner. Hopefully I never have to do that again.
I used to watch CSI thinking, that would be a cool job but after yesterday there is NO WAY in hell I would ever be a forensic scientist.

My instructor told me I could take a picture of this but being the nice person I am I spared ya'll.

Trip to Indy 500

My mother dug this picture out and showed it to my daughter and the Keepers oldest daughter, Cheer Girl. This picture is of the Keeper, myself , our ex's and my sister. They came home laughing and making fun of the four of us. I have no clue why, LOL, but let's take a stab at it.

For starters:

This picture was taken at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway during time trials. My guess is about 1990. We were in the infield with the goal of: DRINKING BEER!! (This is before I discovered I like shots A LOT better.) I blocked out part of the faces cuz I don't want a phone call from the Keeper's ex or my ex's wife.

Now could it be:

Let's start with the Keeper's ex just because he is the first (on the left)

1.The business in the front party in the back hair do. For a minute I thought, Billy Ray then I realized no, it is the Red Racer (that's another story). LMAO

2. How about the Fonzie " thumbs up"

3. I am sure the neon green shorts with hot pink waist were 'in style'

On to the Keeper (Please forgive me because you ARE 'the wind beneath my wings')

1. The pretty pink shades. Come on we all had a pair - just maybe not pink

2. The fanny pack - weren't they hip then

3. The 'big hair' - you had to hold the hat on. At least you did yours tho.

Me

1. Am I wearing a f 'ing MU MU?

2. Why was I so covered up? Apparently it was nice enough to have on as little as possible.

3. You can fill in more

My ex

1. Look at the smile on his face and he's not looking at the camera (which you cannot tell). I 'm thinking he seen some tits because I forgot to mention earlier, that is another reason the men go.

Okay that was fun. LMAO

Disappointment at Meijer

The other day I decided to go to Meijer to kill some time and do some shopping while my daughter was at practice. I realized their prices were not dropped as low as they state so therefore I started getting excited thinking I was going to see see Big Foot, the knights having a sword fight, or the Loc Nes Monster looking thing. I kept looking up and over to the next isle trying to see if I was just missing the monster thingy.
I don't know if you have seen the commercial for Meijer or not but it says I have a better chance at seeing one of these things than seeing a high price on groceries.
After an hour in the store I came to the conclusion they were lying to me about both.
As I was leaving the store I was very disappointed. It would have all been worth the higher prices I paid had I seen one of the other things they said I would.